How Americans see Europe

How Americans see Europe

Iceland: Volcano, Weird language. Hot Blondes. Bad guys in Mighty Ducks II
Norway: Vikings turned, Fishermen
Sweden: Home Of The Pirate Bay, Socialism, Elin & her twin, the word “ya”
UK Scotland: Braveheart, Everyone wears Kilts, Haggis, Golf
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia, Belarus: Those Are Countries?
Denmark: They make LEGOs and wear wooden shoes
Ireland: Red Hair, Alcoholics, Potatoes, The Color Green, U2
Netherlands: Drugs, Hookers, Drugged out Hookers
UK England: Fish And Chips, Bad Teeth, James Bond, Harry Plotter, Can’t hold down a colony
Germany: Beer, Shiza Videos, Nazis, Sauerkraut, Shitty Food
Czech Republic: Beer! Cheap hookers… Beer!
Belgium: Chocolate, National Mascot is a Kid Taking a Piss
Moldova: Doesn’t exist, never heard of it
Hungary: No thank you, I just ate
Romania: Vampires that don’t Sparkle, Mail Order Brides
Slovenia: Isn’t that an electronics maker?
Portugal: It’s not Spain?
Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Kosovo, Macedonia, Montenegro, Croatia: Lots of Organized Crime, Went to war
Bulgaria: Aren’t they part of Russia?
Spain: Bulls, Hot Chicks
Monaco: Grace Kelly, Casinos
Italy: Mafia, Spaghetti, Gladiator, Super Mario
Greece: Home Of The Gyro, Country Totally, Broke
Vatican City: Pope, Child Molestation, The Da Vinci Code
Russia: Communism, hackers, Vodka, Anna Kournikova
France: Snobby, French, Bread, Wine, Can’t win a war, Short Leaders
Switzerland: Rich, Secretive, Alps, Ill-Gotten Bank Accounts
Austria: Little Germany, Lots of Mountains, Classical Music
Poland: Polish Jokes, Not Very Intelligent
Ukraine: Chernobyl, Everyone’s Rude

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